Gabriel's Chaotic Friend

  "Ugh.....Sammy?" A green stallion groaned, struggling to get up.
   "Here." A chocolate colored unicorn replied, "I feel like I've been contorted..."
  "Me too. Wher-" the earth pony's eyes widened, his vision having cleared up, "Sam....you're a unicorn..."
  "Huh?" Sam shook his head and then looked down at himself, "What the hell?!"
He looked over at his brother, "Dean, you've changed too!"
  "We've all changed." A tan pegasus with black wings said as he slowly rose from the ground, "At least wings are familiar to me."
  An orange and yellow alicorn cheerfully smiled, "I knew you'd like those."
  "Gabriel, why are we here, and not our usual shape?" The pegasus asked.
Gabriel shrugged, "I dunno, Cassie. I turned into this the first time I came here. I guess that's just how this universe works. I remember a cetrain time traveler coming here and having it happen to him too. Anyway, as for why we're here, I just wanted to stop and see an old friend."
  "And that required dragging us along?! And turning us into horses?!" Dean glared at Gabe, "You couldn't just visit this friend on your own?"
  "Nope! He said he wanted to meet my friends." The alicorn replied, trotting away, "I'll answer questions on the way."
  Dean grumbled and stumbled as he tried to chase after Gabe, "I'm gonna rip that horn off your head and shove it up your-"
  Gabriel silenced him with his magic, his horn glowing green, "Ah, ah, ah! First, this is a kid's show, so no swearing. Second, you don't have hands, so good luck with the whole 'ripping my horn off' bit. Third, how can you even attempt to accomplish the first part of your plan if you can't even stand on your own four feet?"
  "Kid's show?" Sam raised an eyebrow.
  "Come on, you're a bright unicorn, Sam. Figure it out!" Gabriel chuckled, hovering above the ground.
  Sam looked around at the landscape and then at the other three ponies before if finally hit him, "Oh no...."
  "What?" Dean asked once Gabe let him speak again.
  "My Little Pony..." he mumbled.
  Dean's ears lowered, his expression contorting into one of disgust, "Oh God..."
  "Bingo!" Gabe laughed.
  Cas tilted his head, "When did Sam get a small horse?"
  "Never, Cas." Dean said, flicking his tail, "It's the name of a show for little girls."
  "Well, some grown men like it." Sam added, "It's hard to explain."
  Cas nodded, "Perhaps later then."
  "If we ever get out of this prissy pony hell hole." Dean snorted.
  "Oh, quit whining, Deano. We won't be here long." Gabriel assured.
  "When I have opposable thumbs again, you're gonna get it." He growled.
  Gabriel stuck his tongue out at him and led them to where his friend told him they would meet, passing through a quiet forest. Sam caught up to him and nudged his side to get his attention, ignoring Dean yelling at him to harm Gabriel.
   "Yes, Sam?"
   "What did you do to Dean earlier to get him to be quiet? Did it have something to do with your horn glowing?"
   Gabe smiled, "I used a silencing spell, and yes, it did have something to do with my horn glowing."
   "Theoretically speaking, could I cast spells too?"
   "Well, you are a unicorn, so yes, I suppose you could with lots of practice."
   Sam looked back at Dean, who was still telling him to hit Gabe for him, and then looked back up at the alicorn, "Think you could teach it to me? If this is going to be a long trip, it might be best if he's quiet."
   Gabriel smirked, "I like the way you think."

   The four of them reached a grassy plain where a strange creature sat quietly basking in the light of Celestia's sun, getting up only when it saw Gabriel and Team Free Will approaching, "Chaos Angel!"
   Gabe flew over to him, "Discord!"
   The two of them collided, falling to the ground in a heap of laughter as they hugged. Discord picked him up and gave him a nuggie as Dean, Sam, and Cas watched them, confused by all this.
   "Well, with a name like 'Discord' I'm going to assume he taught Gabriel how to be a trickster." Dean muttered.
   "Yeah, I think that's a safe bet." Sam agreed.
   "Oh, yes. I taught him everything he knows about causing chaos." Discord said, then looked down at Gabriel, "So these are your friends?"
   "Yep, there's my brother Angel Blade, and that's Dean Whinnychester and Sam Whinnychester." Gabe replied, pointing at each of them.
   "'Whinnychester'?" Dean mouthed, rolling his eyes.
   Sam cleared his throat and extended a hoof toward Discord, "Pleasure to meet you, sir."
   Discord shook it, giving Sam a small shock, "The pleasure's all mine."
   Dean got between him and Sam when he saw Sam jolt with the shock, "Sammy!"
   "Chill, Deano." Gabe said, "It was just a joybuzzer."
   Dean looked at Discord's paw, noticing the buzzer, then at Sam, "Oh...sorry."
   Cas carefully approached the draconequus, "He almost looks like one of us in our true form."
   "He does, doesn't he?" Gabe smiled.
   Cas nodded.
   "So are you four hungry?" Discord asked, "I had Applejack make us some of her family's famous apple pies."
   Dean's ears perked when he heard 'pie', "Yes! I'm starving!"

Sorry for the long story attached to this. If you're reading this, then thanks for sitting through that and bearing with me. I just felt like drawing Discord and Gabriel and then it sorta turned into the picture you see as a story developed in my head.